Let’s face it—living in paradise comes with its quirks. Stunning sunsets, turquoise water, fresh seafood… and swarms of relentless, buzzing, bloodthirsty mosquitoes. It’s the price we pay for all this tropical beauty. But just because we’re neighbors with nature doesn’t mean we have to be the local buffet.
Whether you’re new to the Keys or a seasoned conch, battling mosquitoes is a part of life down here. Luckily, you don’t need a hazmat suit or a fogging truck to keep your yard—and your sanity—mosquito-free. Let’s talk practical remedies, resident-friendly habits, and a few product picks (including a new favorite of mine) that actually work without making you feel like you’re waging chemical warfare in your backyard.
Drain, Dump, and Defend
First things first—mosquitoes love standing water like we love happy hour. If it holds water for more than a few days, it’s a five-star resort for larvae.
Here’s your checklist:
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Dump out plant saucers, buckets, and kiddie pools (unless your toddler’s still in it).
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Clean birdbaths and pet bowls weekly.
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Check for clogged gutters and flat areas on tarps or boat covers where water can pool.
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Don’t forget bromeliads! These beauties are mosquito magnets if left unchecked.
Think of it as spring cleaning… that just never ends. Welcome to the tropics.
Go Native with Landscaping
Want fewer bugs and less hassle? Plant smarter. Native plants like Spanish lavender, citronella grass, and marigolds are beautiful and bug-repelling. Bonus points: they’re low-maintenance and don’t require pesticides to thrive.
Avoid overwatering (a.k.a. accidental mosquito breeding grounds), and trim shrubs regularly to keep things from getting too cozy.
Fans: Not Just for Sweat
Mosquitoes are weak fliers. A good oscillating fan on your porch or patio can knock them off course like a leaf in a hurricane. Combine airflow with citronella candles, and you’ve got a relaxing, mosquito-discouraging oasis.
(And let’s be honest—any excuse to buy another outdoor gadget is a win.)
My Secret Weapon: Murphy’s Naturals
After years of testing sprays that smelled like motor oil and candles that worked about as well as wishing on a star, I finally stumbled on something different—Murphy’s Naturals.
These plant-based products pack a punch without harsh chemicals. The lemon eucalyptus spray keeps mosquitoes off without coating you in stickiness or synthetic smells. Their mosquito repellent incense sticks are surprisingly effective, and they add a laid-back, spa-like vibe to your patio. (Because fighting mosquitoes should at least feel relaxing.)
No, they’re not paying me to say this—I just really like them. And if you’ve been through three brands already this summer, it might be time to give Murphy’s a shot.
Community Matters
While individual efforts help, mosquito control is most effective when the whole neighborhood is on board. Consider organizing a local cleanup day to tackle communal areas where water collects. Share what’s working for you with neighbors—especially if it’s not Murphy’s Naturals, so you can keep the good stuff in stock.
Also, check in with Monroe County Mosquito Control for updates on spray schedules, mosquito counts, and more. They’re doing their part—we’ve just got to meet them halfway.
Final Thoughts (and a Few Itchy Ones)
Mosquitoes are a nuisance, but they don’t have to drive you inside for the season. A few simple changes—plus a solid arsenal of natural repellents—can keep your backyard livable and your blood your own.
So go ahead: light a citronella stick, pour a cold drink, and enjoy another stunning Florida Keys sunset—mosquito-free(ish).
Because if we’re going to live in paradise, we might as well enjoy it without being eaten alive.